After contemplating 137 (give or take) ideas for creating a new guest room (Part 1), I finally had a clear plan. I found a lovely custom wall mural: a soft, romanticized version of what I see when I look out my back window.
What could possibly go wrong?
Have we met?
With two queen beds and miscellaneous accessories, I overthought myself into the discovery that the room didn’t want one mural.
It wanted two.
That’s the moment I took a fantastically easy project and complicated the heck out of it (well…somewhat).
And–surprise, surprise–not in a way that would make sense to anyone but me.
I decided to take the perfect wall mural and split it in half.

Ordinarily this install would be a piece of cake
I originally found the “Land of Milk and Honey” mural on the Anthropologie website.
It’s a lovely print where the background image looks like an historic etching or engraving (think of the illustrations on currency). In the foreground, pale, rose-hued butterflies add a small pop of color and whimsy to the otherwise monochromatic scene.
Although you can purchase it from several vendors, if you order directly from the manufacturer, Woodchip and Magnolia, you can customize the mural for your specific room dimensions. It also comes in other colorways and with/without the butterflies. (I would LOVE this in a nursery, but alas, that ship has long ago sailed.)
The paper itself is very thick, and quite forgiving. And the pattern match is the easiest one I’ve ever experienced.
Moreover, applying it right out of the box is SUPER EASY…(IF you’re a NORMAL person).
Prime the entire wall and let dry. Then use a brush or roller to apply wallpaper adhesive to strip-width sections of wall as you go. Bing, bang, boom: match and hang the strips from left to right following the numbered order…and that’s all there should be to it.
But I am no normal person.
Let’s complicate it
I should probably back up a smidge in the process. The plan for this particular guest room features two queen-sized beds. In between the beds, of course, would be a nightstand with a lamp and likely a mirror hung above it. One large mural could have been just fine… but it seems kind of silly to hang a custom wall mural only to hide 30 to 40 percent of it with furniture and mirrors.
Sounds like a questionable value proposition.
And THAT’s when the mulling began. (No surprise to you, I almost always have a mulling phase.)
So instead of one large mural installed corner to corner, I decided to create framed wall mural panels behind each headboard; putting one half of the mural on the right and the other on the left.
That’s not so complicated, right?
I noted earlier in the post that ordering directly from Woodchip and Magnolia opened the unexpected door of customization. For example, the pattern itself would repeat depending on how wide it was, and if you enlarged the scale to also make it taller, there is also less repeat (you with me so far?). IF I made it too small, the design would repeat and look more like a wallpaper print than a mural.
We’ve long established that I am no mathlete, so to figure out the size and ideal image I wanted, I plotted out variations of the mural on my computer, noting the size of the headboards (in red), one-foot wall increments (in black), and the ideal center of the mural (in blue):

THEN…Woodchip and Magnolia sent me this email…
You know who was one step ahead of me and was as invested in my success as I was? Woodchip and Magnolia! When and where in the modern world does this ever happen??!! (And, NO…This is not a sponsored post. I paid for the mural with dollars from my own cobweb-covered wallet.)
THEY EVEN OFFERED TO REPOSITION THE BUTTERFLIES!!! Thus, no insects were sacrificed due to my design shortsightedness.
You want to know HOW invested they were in my success. They gave me FOUR versions. And added more butterflies. Free butterflies, free design help, and phone convos with a lovely british accent as an added bonus. (It’s a thing with me that I envision everyone with a British accent as wearing a crown while sipping tea.)
Lady Emma of Woodchip and I did our best to solve all design problems in advance. And we all know I RARELY solve those in advance, I tackle them as they appear. Is this what they mean by “Great” Britain?
Someone is getting a little ahead of herself
I believe I noted earlier that I was going to put framed boxes around the mural(s). Had I built them yet?
No. I’m afraid I couldn’t entirely confess to her Ladyship that I typically make things up as I go along and was approximating the sizes based on my Extensive Math and Computer Skills. Further complicating things, of course, is that they speak metric across the pond, and I speak imperial when it comes to measurements.
Eventually, it was time to stop counting with my fingers and start building my frames on the wall.
I chose this molding profile:

Sanded and prepainted the sections:

A laser-level noted that our homebuilder was not concerned about the ceiling being “true” so I had to fudge a little between level and actual height on the right side.

And after adding all the pieces of molding (“moulding” for Her Ladyship), I went back with a nailset (to make sure the finish nails did not protrude), filled the holes and corner joins with caulk, then taped and repainted one last time.

FINALLY… I was ready to hang the mural strips…which ideally are hung in numerical order from left to right. OF COURSE they are…unless I do it.
I absolutely wanted to focus on the right side first, because I wanted to make sure I displayed as many of the deer as possible. I wanted to get it done fast, so I completed it in 22 seconds:
AND then, Part 2… For the LEFT side of the wall, the bushes on the far right were also expendable, so I went back to the hanging the panels as directed, from left to right… Oh heck, why don’t I just SHOW you!
I was very careful to hang the panels with the exact same margin to cutaway at the top, so the engraved landscape would line up properly on each side.
What would I do differently?
Ready for a first? Nothing! I actually love how it turned out! Oh, Gosh!! Is that vain? (Haha, see the last post for more on that topic.)
Eventually, I’ll pick curtain fabric and add a few other appropriate accessories for guests, like luggage benches. Full disclosure, there is also a craft/project area on the other side of the room that’s still in progress…but with two closets on that side, I can at least keep the view tidy…as long as no one opens the closet doors 😉.
The room has already been occupied by several guests: my niece and her family, my daughters, and even Mr and I had to use it for a while when work in our bathroom spilled into our bedroom.

To date, however, the guest room is most frequently occupied by Allie, who spends her evenings looking out the window scanning for passing deer.
She’s a VERY easy guest…no turn-down service required…and–added bonus–she never messes up the bathroom.







By golly, you DID get that first side up in 22 seconds. That has to be a personal best, right? Cannot imagine trying to do all of that while standing on a bed!! I guess it helped you reach but geez, I would have felt like I was maneuvering on a trampoline. Absolutely LOVE the mural(s) and the butterflies. We are watching a series on Netflix about men who were important to our nation’s early history…the mural has a very Monticello or Mount Vernon feel. Just love them. I was hoping we would get to see the bedding and you did not disappoint. Great job picking up the rose with the throws on the foots/feet? of the beds. Love the pillow shams. Wouldn’t a close up of them. Just sayin’. Maybe in a future post? Can’t wait to see your window treatments. What are you thinking? And how fun that you and the Mr. have spend a few nights in the guest suite. We do that now and then…usually when it is too hot to sleep upstairs. Allie looks very much at home in the guest room. Better be careful or she will claim it as her own!!
YOU ARE AMAZING!! XO
Oh, so many things here! First…Mary? I just have always seen you as Emily or Emma, but I should have known you would have an ace up your sleeve! Going off on a tangent here…my older sister’s name is Mary, then there’s me, Marsha, followed by my brother, Martin, and my little sister, Marla! Needless to say, things got interesting when Mom had to find one of us…it went something like Mary, Martin, Marla, Marsha, sh*t! Because, of course, the one she was yelling at was me! I blamed her for years for this, but I later discovered it was my dad’s idea! Back to your post…I don’t think I could see this wall any other way than the way you did it now. It is just so completely magnificent and magical! I math ok, but I would have been thrown by that letter and just given up and pasted it on the entire wall, thus losing so much of its magical qualities. I am just in awe of this lovely, lovely room! The butterflies are just so whimsical and provide that little touch of color! Can you tell I just love it? The only thing it needs is a plaque outside calling it the Marsha Banks suite!
https://marshainthemiddle.com/
As one of five or six Marys in my grade, I never loved my name as a kid, but I very much do now.
I originally used Em as sort of a privacy buffer. But after 10+ years, I think I don’t need to hide out anymore.
All those Ms in your family!! I know a few families who went that route. Did you parents’ names also have the same first initials? My son is a DD (first and last) and his new bride is also a D. I think they have a great start on some Delightful Distinguishers… David/Delilah/Derek/Daisy…
I can get on board the suite name. Perhaps you can try it out when you take a road trip to visit the AKG gallery!
What a grand idea! Looks awesome!
Your name is Mary? I thought. it was Em for Emma!
Vee/Veronica/Ronnee depending where I am 🤔 😱
Nope, Mary it is!
When I started this blog more than a decade ago, I tried to keep things pretty anonymous because I didn’t want to embarrass my family if anyone we knew actually discovered it. (For good or bad, the blog still remains “my little secret.”)
SO, I went with Em as a phonetic version of my first initial. In real life I am “Mary” to everyone who knows me, “Mary Ann” to anyone from grammar school (and my late grandmother), and “Mare” to people who feel comfortable enough to try it on their own (which I always consider a compliment).
One of these days, I may throw caution to the wind and just publish this as “Mary.” I’ve discovered along the years that you can’t tell a sincere story without revealing yourself, and it turned out that my kids actually seem to like the blog. Who knew?!
Love all your names…Ronnee is very cute, Veronica is beautiful, and–of course—I discovered YOU as Vee. 🥰
Thank you M!
OMG, Em. This is incredible. More than incredible. If I didn’t know you, I might think you cheated and gave us photos from a high end home decor magazine (obviously, I don’t know the names of such magazines since I am busy perusing the fashion ones).
Of course, you had me giggling throughout the post and what a pleasant surprise with the mural company.
XOXO
Jodie
Ah, Jodie. Your friendship is such a true delight! Thank you for reading off-topic and for your supportive message!
I know you appreciate a good customer service experience… It’s one of the things I often read about on your pages. 🙂
You know that if you and Rob ever make your way to WNY, you’re always welcome!